Pick up your glass of water and throw it in your face. Say "Doh!" and feel like an idiot.
R&R: Well, now you're all wet, and you not only feel like an idiot, but you also look like one. In fact, you've provided an entertainment factor for the survivors of the Grenade explosion. As they laugh and titter behind your back, you decide that 10 days of silence at a meditation retreat might be just the ticket right about now. If only you would have done something useful in a timely manner! You know what they say...those who fail to learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them. So, tell you what...allow yourself to drip dry, and we'll let you go back and change history!
YOU: Mr. Peabody's time machine awaits!