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Insult him: Shout "Who cares! Grow up! You're acting like a baby, and I've got work to do!"
BOB: "Aaaaarrrrrghhhh!" The veins on his head look like they're about to burst! He clutches at his heart! He seems to be having trouble breathing!
R&R: Well, that's certainly one way to deal with someone who is losing it completely! Pull all the pins at once, and watch their ammo dump explode! Of course, his death or paralysis will be on your conscience! And we don't want that on our conscience. So we insist that you go back and try something else!