The SNIPER



(Snipe back) Say: "What's the matter, Rickles? Didn't take your medication today?"


R&R: Ooooo, such a snipe and so original. We are quaking in our boots. Let's see how Rickles takes it.
RICKLES: Hey, don't get all emotional. Can't you take a joke?

(An eerie silence hangs in the room. People shift uncomfortably. Someone clears their throat and it seems quite loud against the silence. Rickles is grinning at you.)

YOU: So a close look at the numbers shows us ...

(Rickles leans close to the person next to them, then looks at you and says loudly enough for everyone to hear), "I think you should sue your brains for non-support." (Snicker, snicker)

YOU:


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