The SNIPER

(Continue to Ignore him) ".....where was I? Ah yes. It is my belief that this plan will bring great returns..."

(Two other people at the meeting are now saying something to each other. Rickles is supressing a smile as is the person next to him. The marketing director seems to be packing up his notes)

RICKLES: I guess there may be some merit in that proposal. After all, even a stopped clock is right once a day. (Hah, ha, ha)

R&R: By now, the meeting has totally degenerated into chaos. People can only pay attention to about 7 things at once. Even if you can ignore the sniper emotionally, that doesn't mean that those around you will be similarly unaffected. There's no avoiding it. You'll have to deal with the Sniper. So, breathe deeply...that's right. Now get back in there and show no mercy.

(Show him you mean business. Continue to snipe and cut him him down) "You know, Rickles, I wish I could lower my IQ so I could have a meaningful dialog with you!"

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